Gayass-WEEB-TRASH

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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This is.... Absurdly cute. What the fuck.

gallusrostromegalus

It's worth noting that the reason the beaver wants the water to be deeper in the first place is that the Beaver is using the deep water as a pantry:

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All summer and fall, beavers gather up branches with the leaves they actually eat, and store it in the deep end of the Pond, where the cold water and limited oxygen keep the leaves fresh all winter, so when it's negative 20 outside, a beaver can take a dip out of it's lodge, grab some refrigerated leaves in the (relatively) warmer water and go back to it's cozy little nap hole while everything else is out there suffering and eating bark or the like.

So it's less "there's a leak in my house" and more "OH SHIT THE FRIDGE!!"

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bookmania

Seven years after, I see you again 😚

scripturient-manipulator

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officialleehadan

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veilebaslayancumleler

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petermorwood

Reblogged this a couple of years ago. Reblogging again because it’s still true.